LOVE & WAR
By Matt Carpenter
INT SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - DAY
A full house. A sign welcomes all to the "City Wide Annual
Spelling Bee Finals."
ON STAGE
A BARBIE DOLL GIRL (11) stands with perfect posture.
Perfection reigns supreme from glowing hair, to sparkling
white teeth glistening from her overly fake Joker smile. She
is dressed in her Sunday best.
As if posing for the camera...
BARBIE DOLL GIRL
Glass. G-L-A-S-S. Glass.
Proud, she curtsies to the SPELLING BEE JUDGES and returns to
her seat.
IN THE CROWD
HEATHER MALLOY (38), a modern day June Cleaver sits with
anticipation.
HEATHER
C'mon Aaron. You can do it.
Next to her is a good looking, athletic JACK MALLOY (39) who
listens to a mini walk man radio.
JACK
C'mon Lucky Stars, you can do it.
SPELLING BEE JUDGE
Very good. Now it's time for John
Roberts first round word.
JOHN (11) a very well groomed boy stands. He confidently
walks to the mic.
SPELLING BEE JUDGE (CONT'D)
John. Your word is boat.
JOHN
Boat. B-O-A-T. Boat.
IN THE CROWD.
JACK
(in a loud whisper)
Yes!
Next to him a PARENT leans over.
PARENT
Was that your son?
JACK
I just won a hundred bucks.
The Parent turns to their other side.
PARENT
People will bet on anything these
days.
John smiles and returns to his seat.
SPELLING BEE JUDGE
Next we have Aaron Malloy.
Heather claps.
AARON MALLOY (12) short and skinny approaches the podium.
Sweat drenches his white polo shirt, hair covers his face.
One pant leg sticks up to his knee while the other is in its
rightful place.
Aaron trips and knocks over the mic stand, causing a large
thud over the PA system.
SPELLING BEE JUDGE (CONT'D)
Oops. Just a little mishap.
Aaron picks up the stand.
SPELLING BEE JUDGE (CONT'D)
Aaron, your word is cat.
Silence.
Heather stands.
HEATHER
You can do it honey!
The crowd turns and looks at her. Heather sits.
SPELLING BEE JUDGE
The word is cat.
Aaron opens his mouth to speak.
NOTHING
Aaron goes to speak again, but instead pukes all over the
place.
The crowd is silent then some chuckle while others sit
stunned.
HEATHER
My baby!
She runs to him.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
Oh honey, honey. Is anyone a
doctor here. I need a doctor!
The crowd stirs as Heather clutches Aaron in her arms. Jack
is oblivious and leans to the Parent next to him.
JACK
What happened, some kid wet his
pants or something?
EXT MAIN STREET USA - DAY
A few PEDESTRIANS litter a cozy, antiquish looking line of
stores, resembling the quaint architecture of the 20's.
A CAR pulls up to the red LIGHT. The sign above says "MAIN
ST."
EXT QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY
A gentle breeze whistles the leaves of gentle, giant
SYCAMORE'S lining a perfectly manicured residential street.
The welcoming TUNE of an ICE CREAM TRUCK fills the air as
various TOWNSFOLK take in a sun drenched day.
CHILDREN rush to the Ice Cream Truck while others play
hopscotch or fly kites.
EXT MALLOY HOUSE - DAY
A football flies through the air. A TEEN catches the perfect
throw and spikes the ball. The Teen points at Jack who
points back.
JACK
Nice catch. Losers walk.
Two TEAMS assemble on opposite sides of the lawn. Jack takes
the ball and tosses a long spiral.
INT LIVING ROOM - DAY
Aaron stares out the window at the game and the Ice Cream
truck.
He stares at Jack making a tackle.
AARON
Mom, can I go outside?
HEATHER (O.S.)
Oh heavens no. We need to start
working on your science fair
project.
Heather sits at the dinner table. Books are piled high.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
We wanna win right?
Aaron turns back to the outside.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
Sure we do. You haven't finished
your homework anyway.
AARON
Just for a little while mom.
Please?
HEATHER
I think we really should start that
science fair project.
Aaron walks over to the mantle where several trophies and
news clippings sit highlighting a stellar high school and
college football career of Jack Malloy.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
I bet the other kids aren't taking
any breaks. Of course they aren't
as smart as my Aaron. But never
the less, we can't let them get a
head start.
Aaron stares at one particular trophy.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
I really wish your father would
take those down. Glorifying such a
barbaric sport.
Aaron looks at a grandfather clock ticking away ever too
slowly.
INT SHOPPING MALL - DAY
SHOPPERS race around with bags full of gifts as cheerful
Christmas music plays. A not so happy ELF takes a snapshot of
a SMALL CHILD on SANTA'S lap.
ELF
Next. I said next.
Heather pushes Aaron reluctantly to Santa.
SANTA
Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. What's
your name big boy?
Nothing.
SANTA (CONT'D)
Hurry up kid. You're a heavy one.
AARON
Aaron Malloy.
SANTA
What does Aaron want for Christmas?
AARON
I want to go to real school.
Santa pauses.
SANTA
Uh, well don't you want a bike, or
maybe a basketball?
AARON
I can't. My mom thinks I might get
hurt.
Heather encourages Aaron to smile.
The Elf snaps the photo. Aaron gets down.
HEATHER
What did you ask Santa for?
AARON
Mom, Christmas is a created holiday
to force people into buying
presents and stimulate the economy.
Santa is the mascot in this
conspiracy. There is no logical
way one person can deliver presents
to six billion people in one night.
HEATHER
Of course he can. He's special,
like my special little boy.
Heather hugs Aaron.
EXT RICKY'S BACKYARD - DAY
Aaron stares over the fence at a FATHER and SON playing
catch.
RICKY (O.S.)
Get over here.
Aaron walks back to RICKY (14) who looks like the
neighborhood bully, but maintains an adorable quality to him.
Ricky wears a dirty white T-shirt and jeans.
RICKY (CONT'D)
Putting a Christmas gift to good
use.
Ricky stands on a box holding a VIDEO CAMERA.
AARON
It's not even Christmas till
tomorrow.
RICKY
It's not even my gift. My dad's.
He won't use it though. Your turn.
AARON
What is it?
RICKY
You wanted to see a naked girl
right?
AARON
Actually it was you that said I
needed to see a naked girl.
Aaron gets on the box and looks inside. He pulls back.
AARON (CONT'D)
Oh my God, it's Aunt Janice.
RICKY
You need more than a glance, cuz.
Ricky goes for another look.
AARON
That's your mom.
RICKY
No shit Sherlock? Gee, that 3,000
IQ sure came in handy on that one.
AARON
Actually it's 160. 3,000 is an
impossible IQ number.
RICKY
What's the problem? You a faggot
or somethin?
AARON
No. I am not a homosexual.
Ricky sticks the camera thru the window.
RICKY
You know how much web sites pay for
this? She's got no tits though.
They may drive down the price.
AARON
I don't see the whole fascination
with breasts anyway.
RICKY
What?
AARON
All they do is secrete milk to
their young through the mammary
glands. The size of breasts does
nothing to enhance the sexual
experience whatsoever.
RICKY
Oh my God. You are a faggot!
AARON
I am not.
RICKY
Prove it then.
Ricky motions to the box.
INT BATHROOM - DAY
Steam from a hot shower fills the room. Aaron's head peeks
through the window. His eyes widen.
INT LIVING ROOM - DAY
Christmas music plays as Aaron is barely visible through a
mountain of PRESENTS.
He rips open a present. A football.
AARON
Thanks dad.
Jack is proud. Heather frowns.
JACK
Now you can throw the pigskin
around with your old man.
AARON
Pigskin?
JACK
That's what they call it. You see
in the old days they actually made
it out of pigskin.
AARON
That's not really a good material.
The density and feel would not make
it a good instrument of throwing.
HEATHER
Do you like all the presents Santa
got you Aaron?
AARON
I've never seen so many presents.
Most of Aaron's presents are textbooks and scientific gear,
including a telescope.
JACK
(under his breath)
Textbooks. Great gift.
Heather heard that.
HEATHER
Aaron. Mommy and daddy have to
tell you something. We both love
you very much. That will never
change.
Aaron nods.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
Well your Dad and I have...well
Heather can't finish. She begins to shake.
JACK
Your Mom and I are splittin up.
Silence.
AARON
Divorced?
Jack and Heather look at each other. A long silence.
HEATHER
Okay. Who wants pancakes for
breakfast?
Heather and Jack smile at Aaron, who stares back in the sea
of presents.
INT LIQUOR STORE - DAY
Aaron picks up a box of condoms. Ricky comes up. Aaron
throws them down like a hot potato before realizing it's
Ricky.
RICKY
Let's go.
AARON
I thought you were getting
something.
RICKY
Nah, they didn't have it.
Ricky pushes Aaron out the door.
AARON
But the cokes are right...
EXT LIQUOR STORE - DAY
They walk over to a safe place in the parking lot and sit
down.
RICKY
You are so lucky man. I wish my
parents would get divorced.
AARON
Why's that?
RICKY
You get so many more presents that
way.
AARON
I did get more Christmas presents
this year.
RICKY
And you can use your parents
against each other.
AARON
Really?
RICKY
Yeah. If your mom doesn't let you
do something, tell dad. He'll let
you do it. Then, you tell mom,
that dad let you do it and she'll
let you do it, to show she loves
you.
AARON
That's pretty cool.
Ricky pulls out two COKES from his baggy pants.
RICKY
Gotcha one.
AARON
I didn't see you pay for that.
RICKY
Five finger discount, cuz. Here,
you hungry?
He pulls out a bag of CHIPS and a packet of CHEESE to make
nachos.
AARON
My mom doesn't...
RICKY
Your mom this, your mom that. Come
on. You're such a little mommas
boy. Grow some balls.
Ricky keeps pulling stuff out from his pants. CANDY and even
a HOT DOG. Aaron takes the nachos. Finally, from down his
pants, he pulls out dirty magazines.
Ricky looks at the centerfolds.
RICKY (CONT'D)
I'm so in love. Check it out.
He throws one magazine to Aaron and looks at another.
AARON
Ricky? How do you know when your
in love? My dad mentioned
something about bees and I tried to
look it up, but it didn't make
sense.
RICKY
You can't look up love in the
dictionary. The best way to know
you're in love is when you get a
hard on.
AARON
Hard on?
RICKY
Oh sorry Mr genius. The technical
term is erection.
AARON
Really?
RICKY
Yeah. You ever had an erection?
AARON
No.
RICKY
Well you haven't been in love then.
AARON
So how many times have you been in
love Ricky?
RICKY
I don't know, like 1000.
AARON
Whoa. That's a lot
Aaron's eyes light up.
INT LIVING ROOM - DAY
Jack picks up a box full of his trophies and heads for the
door. Aaron enters.
AARON
Are you leaving already?
Jack looks up at Heather.
JACK
I have to go, but how about I pick
you up tomorrow and we'll hang out.
AARON
Okay.
Heather enters.
HEATHER
I don't know. Aaron has a lot of
homework.
JACK
He always has homework. He's a
kid, he needs to play, right
slugger?
AARON
Right.
JACK
Besides, he should go to a regular
school
HEATHER
I don't want to hear it Jack.
JACK
I'm sorry. He's getting too old
for home schooling.
HEATHER
Kids his age are nothing but
trouble. Besides, the schools are
not good enough for my boy.
JACK
Our boy.
The three walk out the door.
EXT MALLOY HOUSE - DAY
Jack carries the box toward his car. A MOVING VAN is in the
driveway next door. Two WOMEN in that driveway draw Jack's
attention. CHARLENE (36) attractive and TIFFANY (17) try and
move a large piece of furniture.
Tiffany looks like a supermodel with long blond flowing hair.
Every piece of her body exudes perfection. Her outfit, a
short skirt and tiny top, is hardly ideal for moving.
On the grass PAUL (6) kicks a soccer ball around.
Charlene struggles to grab a table out of the van. Tiffany
isn't much help.
CHARLENE
Tiffany, I need your help.
TIFFANY
I don't want to ruin this top. Why
couldn't we hire a mover?
CHARLENE
You know we can't afford it.
Charlene and Tiffany can't get the table out.
Jack sets his box down, runs over and helps them set it down.
CHARLENE (CONT'D)
Thanks.
JACK
No problem. Looks like you lovely
ladies need some help.
CHARLENE
I wouldn't want to impose.
JACK
No trouble at all.
Jack and Charlene make an instant connection.
CHARLENE
I'm Charlene and this is my
daughter Tiffany. My son Paul's
over there.
Heather coughs to draw attention.
CHARLENE (CONT'D)
Is this your...?
JACK
Uh no. Well uh, hey Aaron come
here.
Aaron comes over.
JACK (CONT'D)
This is my son Aaron.
HEATHER
Our son Aaron.
Jack and Charlene look at each other.
JACK
Aaron can help too.
HEATHER
I don't want him doing anything
strenuous.
JACK
Relax Heather. We can give him
small things. A little work won't
kill him.
HEATHER
Aaron really needs to get back to
his studies. He has an IQ of 160.
CHARLENE
Really. So he's cute and smart.
JACK
Looks like we better get to work.
Jack and Charlene exchange flirtatious looks as they grab
things from the van. Aaron follows.
HEATHER
I...uh...really don't think...
Jack grabs a night stand and shows off as he takes it into
the house.
Tiffany stands next to Aaron.
TIFFANY
You as strong as your dad there?
AARON
I don't know.
TIFFANY
You think you can get that lamp?
AARON
I think so.
Aaron grabs a small lamp.
TIFFANY
Oh I think we got a tough guy here.
Aaron smiles.
Jack and Aaron are taking things inside. Tiffany watches.
INT THERAPIST'S OFFICE - DAY
Aaron and Heather sit across from the THERAPIST. Heather has
her arm around Aaron.
HEATHER
I've always listened to anything
you say, but public school?
THERAPIST
I performed several tests with
Aaron and it all proves he needs
social interaction.
HEATHER
But what about all those drugs,
sex, and Satan worshippers
influencing my little Aaron.
THERAPIST
I can assure you Heather, public
school is a very safe place for
Aaron and is what he needs right
now.
HEATHER
I don't know. He's always been
homeschooled.
AARON
C'mon Mom, please. Dad would let
me go.
This stings Heather.
HEATHER
He would have to go to a top notch
school.
THERAPIST
Of course I recommend Milton
Academy. It's a small private
school and boasts an excellent
academic record.
HEATHER
If you think so.
THERAPIST
It's for the best. Does that sound
good Aaron?
Aaron nods.
HEATHER
My little boy is growing up.
She hugs him tight.
EXT FREEWAY - DAY
A busy freeway of cars.
INT JACK'S CAR - DAY
Jack tries to maneuver through busy traffic.
JACK
Aaron, I know this whole thing
between your mother and I is a bit
awkward.
AARON
I guess.
JACK
I want you to know though that we
both love you very much.
Jack barely misses a car. A HONK from one MOTORIST.
JACK (CONT'D)
Ah whatever. Shut up. I didn't
hit you.
(to Aaron)
Let me explain what happened.
Sometimes mom's and dad's grow
apart. Dad's want to love and
mom's want love too, but not as
much as dad's want to. Dad's just
have so much love to give.
Aaron doesn't get it.
JACK (CONT'D)
Since dad's have all this extra
love to give and mom's don't have
as much love, dad's have to find
another way to love. Mom's
sometimes find out about dad's
loving and get jealous, and yell at
dad about that extra loving and
that's how mom's and dad's divorce.
Do you understand?
Aaron's face says no.
EXT JACK SR.'S HOUSE - DAY
Jack's car winds down a dusty road approaching a single HOUSE
smack dab in the middle of a construction zone, complete with
BULLDOZERS. On top of the house waves a large American flag.
A sign by the road reads "Future home of Towne Center Mall.
Bringing the community together."
Aaron and Jack get out. Jack knocks on the front door.
No response at first. Jack knocks again.
JACK
Dad, it's us.
Out of the bushes STINK BOMBS fly out and rain on the two.
Out pops JACK SR.(67) in full military gear including
camouflage face paint.
JACK SR.
How many times do I have to say,
never approach an enemy out in the
open like that.
JACK
Can we go inside Dad?
JACK SR.
You don't get to call the shots.
I've captured you. I give the
orders.
He turns his attention to Aaron.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
How's it going private?
AARON
(smiling)
Fine. Grandpa.
JACK SR.
Grandpa? Who's that?
AARON
You.
JACK SR.
The private is suffering delusions.
It's General Malloy. Does the
private need something from the
mess hall?
AARON
Sure.
Jack Sr. marches to the door.
INT JACK SR.'S ROOM - DAY
Jack sits on the bed and stares out at the construction zone
outside.
Jack Sr. walks out of the adjacent bathroom, face still
painted.
JACK
You need to take this offer Dad. I
got them to go 10% above market
value.
JACK SR.
I saw this documentary the other
day that had the nerve to say
something negative about Gen.
Patton. That's treason I tell you,
treason.
JACK
They're building this shopping
center no matter what you do. Take
the offer.
Jack Sr. looks outside the window at the construction.
JACK SR.
We all should learn from such a
great General and American hero.
Very few fight for what they
believe in anymore.
JACK
My firm is doing the construction
on this project. How do you think
they'd feel if my father is the
only one who is holding it up. My
God I'm up for a promotion.
JACK SR.
I thought I raised you differently.
So worried about money and
prestige.
JACK
I have a mortgage to pay. I have a
family to support.
JACK SR.
I am not selling and that's final.
Jack Sr. leaves.
INT JACK SR.'S HOUSE - DAY
Aaron is watching a war movie and eating a snack. Jack Sr.
enters.
JACK SR.
You eating something?
AARON
Yeah General, you gave it to me.
JACK SR.
General?
AARON
You Grandpa. General Malloy.
JACK SR.
Oh yeah right. Hey, you're seeing
a classic film here, but you got to
hear it.
Jack Sr. turns up the volume to extreme levels. The
explosions are intense.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
See. Much better.
Jack enters to see Jack Sr. and Aaron enjoying the film.
INT COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Aaron is seated across from a COUNSELOR.
COUNSELOR
Here at Milton Academy, we only
accept the best and the brightest
students. So Aaron why should we
accept you over other potential
students?
Aaron goes to speak.
HEATHER (O.S.)
Because he is smarter than them and
he is such a great kid.
Heather and Jack are also in the meeting. Jack is looking
through a Milton brochure.
JACK
How is your athletic program?
COUNSELOR
We boast a wonderful athletic
program here at Milton.
JACK
I played quarterback for my college
football team.
COUNSELOR
That's great Mr Malloy.
JACK
Led my team to an 11-1 record my
senior year. High school All
American quarterback
(he rubs his knee)
I'm sure Aaron has the same skill I
did...
HEATHER
Aaron is not playing sports Jack
and that's final. He's a genius.
He doesn't need some ridiculous
sport to get to college.
JACK
(to Counselor)
Sorry, my...uh she doesn't
appreciate sports. It really isn't
as dangerous as she claims it is.
HEATHER
You messed up your knee. You
always forget to tell everyone that
part of the story when you go on
and on about how good you were.
COUNSELOR
I've looked at Aaron's
accomplishments and we would be
proud to offer him admission into
Milton Academy next fall.
HEATHER
Next fall? We want him in now.
COUNSELOR
We only accept new students at the
beginning of the fall semester. I
recommend a semester in public
school then transfer here.
HEATHER
But we want him in now.
COUNSELOR
I understand. It's only a
semester.
Heather stands.
HEATHER
I really don't...
JACK
Thank you. We'll see you next
semester.
HEATHER
Jack, I don't want Aaron in such a
place. Thieves and degenerates go
to public school.
Jack grabs Aaron from Heather and heads for the door. Heather
is stunned.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
Jack?
Heather follows.
INT FAMILY ROOM - DAY
Aaron enters. Heather is on the couch watching TV.
HEATHER
Just in time honey. Time for our
show to start.
Aaron begrudgingly sits next to Heather.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
They don't make wholesome shows
like this anymore.
Heather puts her arm around Aaron.
ON TV
The theme song plays to an old black and white TV show. The
title is "That's my Dicky."
Heather watches intently. Aaron wants to leave but can't
thanks to Heather's arm.
On TV DICKY (10) enters.
DICKY
Mother I'm home.
APPLAUSE. Heather also claps.
DICKY'S MOTHER (30's) who's dressed similarly to Heather,
enters with a plate of cookies.
DICKY'S MOTHER
Hello dear. Would you like a
cookie?
DICKY
I don't know mom. I'm trying to
watch my figure.
Audience laughs.
DICKY'S MOTHER
That's my Dicky.
Heather is fully engaged. Aaron not so much.
INT CLASSROOM - DAY
A classroom full of STUDENTS. The teacher MR. SPIKER enters.
MR. SPIKER
Good morning class
STUDENTS
Good morning.
MR. SPIKER
We have a new student with us
today. Everyone please say hello
to Aaron Malloy.
Everyone turns. Aaron and Heather are seated together.
MR. SPIKER (CONT'D)
Mrs. Malloy, we usually don't let
parents sit with their children
during class.
HEATHER
I want to make sure Aaron is okay.
MR. SPIKER
Trust me, he's in good hands.
Heather doesn't move.
MR. SPIKER (CONT'D)
Okay. Now yesterday we discussed
the Civil War. Can anyone tell me
the general of the Confederate
Army?
Heather raises her hand.
HEATHER
Aaron knows, Aaron knows. Don't
you honey?
A few chuckles from other CLASSMATES. Aaron turns red.
INT SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY
Aaron ENTERS a busy hallway.
Involved in conversation, a STUDENT bumps into Aaron,
knocking his folder to the floor.
Aaron picks it up and looks at a piece of paper. He
struggles through the sea of bodies to reach his locker.
He goes to unlock the combo.
VOICE (O.S.)
What do you think you're doing?
Aaron turns. The lanky figure of ALEX (11) stands imposing
over Aaron. Alex wears dusty jeans and a baseball cap.
AARON
Hi, My name is Aaron. Is your
locker right here too?
He holds out his hand. Alex ignores it.
ALEX
Yeah, that one.
AARON
The school office gave it to me.
ALEX
Out here, I'm in charge and I say
it's mine.
AARON
But what am I supposed to do?
ALEX
I don't care.
Aaron puts his head down.
ALEX (CONT'D)
Hey you're the new kid. Where's
your mommy new kid?
Alex backs Aaron against the locker. Alex notices several
books in his hand.
ALEX (CONT'D)
So, is your mom right? You some
kind of genius or somethin?
AARON
I don't know. I've always been
home schooled.
ALEX
Tell you what. I'll let you rent
my locker. For a price.
AARON
I don't have any money.
ALEX
No money. You do all my homework
and we call it even.
AARON
I don't know.
Alex stands over him.
ALEX
Let me clear it up then. You do
all my homework or I bash your head
in. How's that?
AARON
Uh, okay.
ALEX
And get it to me on time. It gets
marked down for being late.
Alex takes off the baseball cap. It's a girl. Alex puts it
back on and goes down the hallway like she owns the place.
EXT MALLOY HOUSE - DAY
Aaron walks up the driveway minding his own business when...
BONK
A soccer ball hits Aaron on the head, knocking him down.
TIFFANY (O.S.)
Paul!
Tiffany gets up from her chair and heads for Aaron. Paul
jumps for joy.
PAUL
Goal! Gooooooooooalllllll!
He runs around like he won the world cup.
TIFFANY
Paul. Stop it.
Tiffany attends to Aaron.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
Aaron, are you okay? Aaron?
Aaron opens his eyes. Tiffany is bent over and Aaron's first
view is that of Tiffany's cleavage.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
It's Tiffany. Your new neighbor.
Aaron looks up at Tiffany's face and smiles.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
Sorry about that Aaron. My little
brother hit you with his soccer
ball.
AARON
You called me Aaron?
TIFFANY
That's your name right? Here let
me take a look at your head.
They walk over to Tiffany's chair. Tiffany stops at the
chair, but the still disillusioned Aaron runs into Tiffany,
almost knocking her over.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
Whoa there. You okay?
AARON
Yeah, yeah.
TIFFANY
Have a seat.
Aaron sits down.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
Let me take a look at that bump.
She leans in close. Aaron gets another up-close look at
Tiffany's chest. Paul notices the two's close proximity.
PAUL
Tiffany and ... boy sittin in a
tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes
love then comes marriage. Then
comes a baby in a baby carriage.
Paul is barely able to finish before Tiffany grabs Paul and
playfully tosses him on the grass.
TIFFANY
That's it. Now you're going to get
it.
She jumps on top of Paul and begins tickling him.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
First, you bonk our new neighbor in
the head and now you start mocking
him.
PAUL
What does mocking mean?
AARON
Mocking. M-O-C-K-I-N-G. To treat
with contempt or ridicule.
Aaron stares at Tiffany and Paul rolling around and gulps.
Something begins to rise in his pants. He looks back at
Tiffany then his pants. He smiles.
INT AARON'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Aaron's room looks like a high school science room, full of
textbooks, a chemistry set, and posters of the solar system
and the periodic table.
Aaron's telescope looks directly across into Tiffany's room,
who is talking on the phone.
Aaron quotes the dictionary
AARON
Erection: the turgid state of a
previously flaccid bodily part when
it becomes diluted with blood.
Love: strong affection or
attraction based on sexual desire.
Aaron paces the room.
AARON (CONT'D)
So, when the brain determines you
are in love, it sends neurons to
the heart, which in turn sends
blood to the penis, in order to
create an erection. This signifies
a person is in love.
He looks at Tiffany in conversation on the phone.
AARON (CONT'D)
But, how do I know when she is in
love. Since she does not have the
ability to have an erection. What
is the key?
INT LIBRARY - DAY
Aaron looks through several books on human sexuality,
including "The Female Anatomy" and "The Big O."
INT GROCERY STORE - DAY
Heather grabs a few items as Aaron reads through a men's
magazine with a cover ad reading "How to attract the woman of
your dreams."
INT LIVING ROOM - DAY
Aaron watches a nature show on TV.
TV
The two male rhino's fight to the
death for a chance with the
awaiting female. To the victor go
the spoils and the male rhino lets
out a roar indicating its
attraction to the female.
Heather enters and takes a look at the TV.
TV (CONT'D)
The female gives approval for a
"how do you do" and the male
engages the female.
HEATHER
What are you watching Aaron?
AARON
The nature channel.
The sounds of rhino love come from the TV. Heather grabs the
remote and turns the channel.
HEATHER
I think that's enough of that.
Besides, it's time for your
favorite show.
Aaron begins to get up.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
Where are you going?
AARON
I have homework.
Heather grabs Aaron and smothers him.
HEATHER
You can do it later. I love
spending time with my little boy. I
don't know what I'd do without you.
On TV, Dicky sits at the table with his DAD, who reads the
paper. Mom serves breakfast.
ON TV
DICKY Dad, Mom?
DICKY'S MOTHER
Yes, Dicky?
DICKY
How do you get a girl to like you?
Aaron's attena's go up.
DICKY'S MOTHER
Does little Dicky like a girl?
DICKY
I think I'm in love.
The laugh track goes "AHHHHHH"
DICKY'S DAD
Well son. I'll tell you how I
courted your mother. Lot's of
flowers, candy, and one other
thing.
DICKY
What's that?
DICKY'S DAD
Begging.
Laughter.
DICKY'S MOTHER
Dicky if you really like this girl,
the best thing to do is dress up in
your Sunday best, give her a flower
and say "Of all the girls I have
ever met, you are the most
beautiful. I would be honored if I
could hold your hand."
Aaron smiles.
INT SHOPPING MALL - DAY
Aaron is dressed in nice clothes. Ricky eats a box of
chocolates. He tosses flowers in the trash.
RICKY
That is the stupidest thing I've
ever heard.
AARON
They don't want me to give them
stuff or be nice to them?
RICKY
Oh hell no. They like bad boys.
AARON
They do?
RICKY
Yeah. Dangerous ones. Nice guys
are boring. Watch.
Ricky takes a cigarette out of his pocket and lights it. He
puts on a pair of sunglasses and leans on a post like James
Dean.
A BLOND and BRUNETTE both about 16, walk by and look at
Ricky. Ricky nods his head in their direction. The Girls
check out Ricky.
A SECURITY GUARD comes over to Ricky.
SECURITY GUARD
Hey, no smoking in the mall.
Besides your underage.
Ricky ignores the Guard and continues looking at the Girls,
who whisper to each other.
RICKY
See that?
Aaron nods.
Ricky begins to walk over, but the Guard grabs him.
SECURITY GUARD
I said no smoking. Get out of here
before I call your parents.
RICKY
Yeah sure. You do that.
Ricky drops the cigarette and steps on it. He walks away
from the Guard. He gestures towards the girls who giggle
back.
AARON
Cool. Bad guy huh?
INT LAWYER'S OFFICE - DAY
Heather and her LAWYER sit next to Jack and his ATTORNEY.
Both groups sit across from an ARBITRATOR.
ARBITRATOR
This next section regards your son,
Aaron.
He reads from a paper.
ARBITRATOR (CONT'D)
Each parent shall choose two
activities. Any others will be
decided by the Aaron himself.
JACK
I choose little league and
football.
HEATHER
No! I will not have my son hurt
playing some stupid game.
Her Lawyer calms her down.
ARBITRATOR
Mrs. Malloy, what activities do you
choose?
HEATHER
Well, I choose drama and the
science fair.
JACK
Drama?
ARBITRATOR
Okay then. I think this will be
the best for Aaron. Now neither of
you are to try and discourage Aaron
from participating in any
activities chosen by the other
parent.
Neither Heather or Jack look pleased.
INT SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY
Aaron goes to his locker and puts his book in. He grabs his
sack lunch. Alex comes from behind.
ALEX
Whatcha got there?
AARON
Nothing.
Alex grabs his bag lunch.
AARON (CONT'D)
Hey.
ALEX
You got something to say?
Alex takes out a bag of chips and begins eating them.
AARON
But what am I going to eat?
ALEX
Figure it out genius.
She looks inside and pulls out a baggy of two pills.
ALEX (CONT'D)
What's this?
AARON
My vitamins.
ALEX
The flinstones? How cute.
She takes them out and drops them to the ground, then steps
on them.
Alex smiles and pulls out a sandwich.
ALEX (CONT'D)
I guess this will do.
AARON
I already have to do your homework.
You're taking my lunch too?
ALEX
Yeah!
Aaron backs up.
ALEX (CONT'D)
Tell your mom I like p.b and j,
kay?
She walks down the hallway eating the sandwich.
INT SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - DAY
The DRAMA TEACHER comes out from the curtains. Her audience
is a crowd of about thirty STUDENTS including Aaron.
DRAMA TEACHER
Wow, this is a great turnout. Thank
you all for coming to auditions.
Are you looking forward to putting
on a great play?
STUDENTS
Yes!
DRAMA TEACHER
Great. This year we are taking on
the tragic love story of Romeo and
Juliet. First off I want to
introduce my assistant director.
She is currently a senior in high
school and wants to be an actor
just like all of you.
She looks back.
DRAMA TEACHER (CONT'D)
Tiffany, everyone wants to meet
you.
Tiffany slowly comes out.
DRAMA TEACHER (CONT'D)
Everyone say hello to Tiffany.
STUDENTS
Hi Tiffany.
TIFFANY
Hi there.
Aaron's eyes bug out.
DRAMA TEACHER
Let's get started.
Tiffany goes off stage with the Drama Teacher. She notices
Aaron as they walk by the first row.
TIFFANY
How come we keep running into each
other?
AARON
I don't know.
TIFFANY
Must be fate huh?
Aaron smiles. The Drama Teacher consults her list.
DRAMA TEACHER
Okay, who do we got first here?
EXT SCHOOL PARKING LOT - DAY
Aaron and Tiffany walk.
TIFFANY
You did well. Have you always
wanted to be an actor?
AARON
Not really.
TIFFANY
I have. I'm going to school next
year for acting, at least I hope
so.
AARON
You go to a lot of plays and stuff?
TIFFANY
Not really. Actors are so weird.
At least guys that is. I kinda
have this thing for jocks. You need
a ride?
AARON
Yeah, sure. You know I'm going to
start playing little league.
Her cell phone rings.
TIFFANY
Hey. No I don't think I'm seeing
him again. He seemed nice at
first, but he's just like every
other guy.
They get to Tiffany's car. Heather pulls up in her car.
HEATHER
Let's go honey.
AARON
Tiffany's going to give me a ride.
TIFFANY
Really? Is he cute? Yeah, I'd
love to go out with him. What's
his name?
HEATHER
I don't want you riding with
strangers.
AARON
She lives next door. You met her.
TIFFANY
Friday would be great.
HEATHER
I don't want you in the car with
her. Teenagers always drive so
recklessly. Besides, we need to
work on your science fair project.
AARON
I really don't want to do one this
year.
HEATHER
Of course you do. C'mon, I have a
great idea.
Aaron looks at Tiffany still on the phone. Aaron gets in the
car with Heather.
INT HEATHER'S CAR - CONTINUOUS
Heather pulls away as Aaron stares at Tiffany still on the
phone.
HEATHER
Honey, I know your father is
pushing for you to play little
league. It's a tough thing I know,
but I have a lawyer and we're
working to get this fixed so you
don't have to play.
AARON
I don't mind. Tiffany likes...
HEATHER
You don't have to put on that brave
face for mommy. I know you love
your father too, even though he has
taken your innocence away by
breaking up our family. Just hold
on a little longer, I promise to
make things all better.
AARON
Really mom, I wanna play.
HEATHER
My special guy, so brave. How
about I make you something nice and
scrumcious when we get home.
Aaron nods.
INT CITY COUNCIL CHAMBERS - NIGHT
A meeting is in session with all members of the CITY COUNCIL.
CITY COUNCIL#1
Next is item #12. Reporting on the
progress of City Towne Center is
Jack Malloy, representative from
Chadwick & Devlin.
Jack approaches the podium.
JACK
Thank you. We are looking forward
to completing the project ahead of
schedule and under budget.
CITY COUNCIL#1
Mr. Malloy, we asked you here to
not speak only of the progress, but
to address the concerns we have
about the project, specifically the
fact there is still a house
standing on what is to be the
parking lot of the most ambitious
retail project our city has ever
undertaken.
JACK
Well let me say that this
complication is being negotiated
and a solution will be found sooner
rather than later.
CITY COUNCIL#2
No offense Mr. Malloy, but your
father has been quite a nuisance.
JACK SR. (O.S.)
Don't you talk to my boy like that.
Jack Sr. stands at the entrance of the chamber in a suit
covered in fake money.
CITY COUNCIL#1
Mr. Malloy you have not been asked
to speak. Please have a seat.
JACK
Dad. Please.
JACK SR.
All of you need to learn a lesson.
All you people do is care about
money. This project emphasizes
what is wrong with America today.
You all tear down the past to build
what you think is a better future,
but without looking at history that
future will be empty.
CITY COUNCIL#1
Mr. Malloy this is the last time
you interrupt these proceedings. I
am barring you from this chamber.
JACK SR.
That's what you do best huh? Throw
away history. All your people put
history in a box or send it away to
an old fogey home. Can't learn
anything from an old guy is that
it?
Two COPS take Jack Sr. and escort him out.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
I'm never leaving I tell you. I'm
staying forever.
INT OFFICE - DAY
Tiffany sits across from a RECRUITER.
RECRUITER
Why do you want to attend the
University of New York?
TIFFANY
I've always wanted to act and what
better place than New York. I love
the theatre.
RECRUITER
You have a decent portfolio
Tiffany. What I need is something
extra, something different that
will make you stand out among the
group. Have you ever wrote or
directed?
TIFFANY
I am an assistant director in a
production of Romeo and Juliet
right now.
RECRUITER
Really. I would love to see it.
TIFFANY
I don't know, it's just a middle
school...
RECRUITER
You need to make yourself standout.
Showing you can be versatile will
help you gain acceptance.
TIFFANY
Umm, okay.
RECRUITER
Great, I can't wait to see it. I'll
be interested in how you work with
other actors. Now you just said
you've always wanted to act. What
made you want to be an actor?
Tiffany pauses.
TIFFANY
My dad thought I'd make a good
actor.
RECRUITER
Does he still encourage you? Pause.
TIFFANY
Yeah, you can say that.
INT SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - DAY
Aaron enters. JENNY (12) talks with the Drama Teacher. Jenny
wears a sling.
AARON
What happened?
Jenny is silent and walks off.
DRAMA TEACHER
I'm sorry Aaron, our Juliet hurt
herself. We must have new tryouts.
AARON
What did she do?
DRAMA TEACHER
She wouldn't say.
Tiffany enters.
TIFFANY
Maybe I should play Juliet?
AARON
Okay.
DRAMA TEACHER
Why don't we give our Romeo a
Juliet who isn't a foot taller than
he is.
The Drama Teacher smiles. Aaron doesn't.
EXT AARON'S SCHOOL - DAY
Aaron sits on the curb outside school.
AARON
come on Dad, hurry up.
Off in the distance a large green 70's CADILLAC drives on the
center yellow line.
Horns blare and Aaron looks. CARS veer out of the way as the
Cadillac barrels through, takes a hard right and jumps the
curb, heading right for Aaron.
The Cadillac comes to a stop next to where Aaron is now
hiding.
The passenger door flies open. It's Grandpa.
JACK SR.
Get in soldier.
AARON
Where's Dad?
JACK SR.
I'm picking you up today.
Aaron hesitates.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
What's wrong? Afraid I can't
drive?
INT JACK SR.'S CAR - DAY
CARS weave out of the way. Jack Sr. pays no attention as he
speeds down the street.
JACK SR.
How was school?
AARON
Fine.
JACK SR.
That's great.
Car horns honk as Jack Sr. weaves through traffic.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
Did I ever tell you I drove a tank?
AARON
Yes Grandpa. A million times.
Aaron's eyes widen as a SUV heads right for them.
JACK SR.
You know the great thing about
driving a tank? Things get out of
your way.
The SUV swerves, narrowly missing them.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
Anything else I just drive over.
Trees, bushes, whatever.
Jack's car drives up the curb and heads down the street, two
wheels on the sidewalk, the other two still on the street.
Aaron notices a STREET SIGN.
AARON
Grandpa, you missed the turn.
JACK SR.
Did I?
Without looking, Jack Sr. takes the wheel and does a 180.
Several cars veer out of the way.
Jack Sr. locates the missed street and flies through the
intersection. It's a miracle no accident occurs.
EXT JACK SR.'S HOUSE - DAY
Jack Sr.'s Cadillac kicks up dirt and steams ahead down the
dirt road toward his house.
It jumps a small bump, almost getting air. The brakes are
hit and it skids to a halt on the grass near the door.
Jack Sr. and a disheveled Aaron get out. The Bulldozers and
other construction equipment are in full force and create a
loud frenzy of activity.
JACK SR.
The enemy controls this western
front. We must come up with a
plan, and fast, to crush them and
reclaim the valley for the Allies.
AARON
Yes, general sir.
Jack's car pulls up. Jack gets out, not too happy.
JACK
What are you doing here Aaron? I
was waiting at school for you.
AARON
Grandpa told me he was picking me
up.
JACK
Get in the car.
AARON
But Grandpa and I were playing...
JACK
Get in the car Aaron.
Aaron looks at Grandpa, then walks to the car.
JACK (CONT'D)
What are you doing dad?
JACK SR.
I picked up the boy from school.
JACK
I've never asked you to pick him
up.
JACK SR.
It's Thursday's. I always pick up
the boy on Thursday's.
JACK
That was me Dad. You always picked
me up from school on Thursday's.
Remember, mom couldn't.
Jack Sr. tries to figure it out.
JACK (CONT'D)
I think it would be best if we
looked at Sunny Hills again Dad.
JACK SR.
No! I will not be put away and
forgotten. Not now, not ever.
JACK
Never pick up Aaron again. If he
ever got hurt because....
Jack stops himself. Jack goes to his car.
JACK SR.
You can't keep a father away from
his son. Jack's my boy. My boy.
INT JACK'S CAR
Jack and Aaron sit in silence for a moment.
JACK
I never want you to get into the
car with Grandpa again okay?
AARON
Why not?
JACK
Just listen to me. I think we're
going to put him into a retirement
home soon.
Silence.
JACK (CONT'D)
So you started acting in a play?
AARON
Yeah, I got the lead of Romeo.
JACK
Oh Shakespeare. So you have to
wear tights huh?
AARON
I don't know, they didn't say yet.
JACK
You know, you don't have to do it
if you don't want to.
AARON
It's fine. I like it. You see
there is this girl...
JACK
Because me and my attorney are
working on this appeal to get you
out of doing things like drama or
whatever else your mother wants you
to do.
AARON
Really dad, it's fine.
JACK
I've found that with your mother,
you just have to stand up and say
no, I'm not doing that. I know
it's hard for a boy to stand up to
his mother. In some cases however,
you have to.
AARON
All right.
JACK
It's really okay to say no to
something you don't want to do.
Aaron nods.
EXT LITTLE LEAGUE FIELD - DAY
A TEAM of kids play catch. Aaron notices Jack in the stands
talking to the MANAGER. They exchange a laugh and the
Manager comes onto the field.
The Team gathers. The Manager has a mean scowl and
occasionally spits tobacco juice from his mouth.
MANAGER
You are here because I saw
something in every single one of
ya. A killer instinct. Some kids
come out here for a little fun. Fun
is for losers! I demand nothing
but winning. Losers in little
league are losers in life. We are
winners right?
TEAM
Yes.
MANAGER
That was pathetic. Are we going to
win?
TEAM
Yes Sir.
MANAGER
Let's see what you guys got.
The Team breaks up
Jack looks on from the sidelines.
JACK
Alright Aaron, show them what kind
of athlete's us Malloy's are.
Aaron walks around looking for a place.
MANAGER
Malloy, pick a position.
Aaron stands on second base.
The Manager stands on home plate, a bat in hand.
MANAGER (CONT'D)
You don't play second base on
second base.
A TEAMMATE walks Aaron over to the correct place.
A sharp groundball is hit in Aaron's direction.
The groundball goes through Aaron's legs.
MANAGER (CONT'D)
Maybe infield's not his thing. He
is the son of Jack Malloy.
A SERIES OF SHOTS
Aaron races back for a flyball. The ball drops in front of
him. Aaron can't find it.
Aaron is on the mound. He winds up and throws a lollipop
over the catchers head.
Two TEAMMATES slide into second base. Aaron follows and
carefully tries to slide, but instead it looks more like an
awkward fall.
Aaron stands at the plate ready to hit. The PITCHER throws a
high, hard one.
Aaron jumps out of the way.
MANAGER
What are you doing Malloy? Stay in
there. Take one for the team if
you have to. Way to show the
batter's who's boss pitch.
The Pitcher leans in for a sign.
MANAGER (CONT'D)
You better stay in that batter's
box Malloy.
The Pitcher delivers another pitch. Right down the middle.
Aaron doesn't swing.
MANAGER (CONT'D)
Damn it, swing Malloy!
Aaron shakes at the plate.
INT FAMILY ROOM - DAY
Heather watches TV as Ricky enters.
RICKY
Hello Aunt Heather.
HEATHER
Ricky, how are you?
RICKY
I am doing very well and yourself?
HEATHER
Great. Wanna watch TV?
RICKY
Oh it's that...
HEATHER
"That's my Dicky."
RICKY
Oh, my favorite show. I would love
to, but me and Aaron have plans.
HEATHER
Okay. Well I would just like to
say that you have been such a great
influence on Aaron.
RICKY
Why thank you Aunt Heather. I find
it a duty to help fellow family
members.
Ricky leaves Heather.
INT AARON'S BEDROOM - DAY
Ricky enters. Aaron is on the computer.
RICKY
C'mon let's go.
AARON
Just a second.
RICKY
I swear, your mom has to get a
life. All she does is watch that
stupid show.
Ricky walks around the room.
RICKY (CONT'D)
When are you going to listen to me
and fix this room?
AARON
I like it.
RICKY
You'll never get a girl with a room
like this.
Ricky looks through the telescope and notices Tiffany.
RICKY (CONT'D)
Damn. Have you seen this girl next
door. She's hot.
AARON
Oh yeah, that's Tiffany.
RICKY
Her? That's the girl you're in
love with? That's not a girl.
That chick's a woman.
AARON
What's the difference?
RICKY
She's had sex cuz.
AARON
Really?
RICKY
All girls her age have sex. And
lots of it. If you want a shot of
that, you'll need to know what your
doing.
AARON
Oh. How do I get practice?
RICKY
Have sex with other girls first.
Ugly ones. They don't have sex as
much, so they'll be happy for
anything.
AARON
Thanks. You're the best cousin
ever.
RICKY
And I bet you were just going to
kiss her or something.
AARON
Well yeah.
Ricky stares at Tiffany. He feels a rise in his pants.
AARON (CONT'D)
What?
RICKY
I think I'm in love now.
AARON
Hey, I was in love first.
INT MR. CAMPBELL'S OFFICE - DAY
MR. CAMPBELL (45) dressed in a shirt and tie, sits at his
desk across from Jack.
MR. CAMPBELL
I assure you Jack that this
decision had nothing to do with
your father's situation.
JACK
If you give me just a little more
time. You'll get the land. My
dad's condition is getting worse
every day.
MR. CAMPBELL
Never the less, we decided to go in
another direction.
JACK
We both know I'm the best candidate
for the job.
MR. CAMPBELL
The job requires great negotiating
skills Jack. Frankly, your
inability to resolve the situation
with your father doesn't look good
to those making this decision.
PAMELA (24) enters. She is very skinny and her high heels
bring her up to about 5 feet tall. She has a cup of coffee
in her hand and displays a painful amount of energy.
PAMELA
Hi there. I'm Pamela.
She holds out her hand to Jack, who stands to shake it back.
Pamela comes up to Jack's stomach.
MR. CAMPBELL
Jack meet Pamela, the new vp of
development.
JACK
Hi.
PAMELA
Call me boss.
She laughs. She takes a sip of her coffee and talks much
faster than anyone can understand.
PAMELA (CONT'D)
Just kidding. We are going to have
so much fun. I can't wait to get
started. Are you excited?
I am so excited. I have so many
things I want to do.
MR. CAMPBELL
Pam. Jack here's going to show you
around, get you acclimated to
things, if that is okay with you.
She reaches up and grabs his arm.
PAMELA
Is it? Well, looks like the first
thing we can do is put those big
muscles to work. I have so many
boxes and things to get into my
office. As you can see, little ol'
me needs some help. Shall we get
started?
Jack sighs.
PAMELA (CONT'D)
Let's go big boy.
Pamela continues to talk a mile a minute as they exit.
INT CLASSROOM - DAY
Mr. Spiker talks, but the only student paying attention is
Aaron. Alex sits in the back corner tossing a ball in the
air and catching it with her glove.
MR. SPIKER
And only five days after Lincoln
won the Civil War he was shot in
Fords theatre by who? Anyone but
Aaron.
No one raises their hands besides Aaron.
MR. SPIKER (CONT'D)
John Wilkes Booth. Everyone start
thinking about who you want to do
an oral report on. Who is your hero
and why. It can be a historical
figure, a family member, whatever.
BELL RINGS
This wakes everyone up.
MR. SPIKER (CONT'D)
Don't forget your papers. They
were all good.
STUDENTS race for the desk to pick up their papers and leave.
Aaron is last and grabs his as Mr Spiker gathers his things.
Aaron flips through the paper.
AARON
Mr Spiker? I can't find my grade.
MR. SPIKER
Really?
Mr Spiker grabs it and thumbs through.
MR. SPIKER (CONT'D)
Well I'll be. Let's see here.
He takes out a red pen and takes a quick look.
AARON
It's a detailed report about every
battle General Patton commanded. My
grandfather was under him.
MR. SPIKER
Looks like an A to me.
He hands the paper back to Aaron with a big "A" written on
it.
AARON
That's it?
MR. SPIKER
You're a smart kid. I know it, you
know it.
AARON
You don't want to read it?
Mr Spiker. grabs it back.
MR. SPIKER
How long is this? 20 pages or so?
AARON
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MR. SPIKER
The assignment was 2-4 pages.
He takes out his red pen. He crosses out the A and puts a
"C" and hands it back to Aaron.
MR. SPIKER (CONT'D)
Next time listen to directions.
Mr Spiker walks out, leaving a stunned Aaron.
INT SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - DAY
Tiffany and the Drama Teacher stand below the stage.
TIFFANY
This is the best we can do?
DRAMA TEACHER
I don't get it. So many people
tried out for Juliet and after
Jenny gets hurt, only one girl
tries out to replace her. It's as
if the other girls were afraid of
something.
On Stage, Alex stands on the terrace of the play set.
ALEX
Romeo, O Romeo, where for art thou
Romeo. I said where art thou
freaking Romeo!
Aaron slowly appears on stage.
DRAMA TEACHER
Maybe Alex could be Romeo and Aaron
Juliet.
The Drama Teacher and Tiffany laugh.
ALEX
Hello! Romeo? I need to say I
love you!
Aaron looks back to Tiffany the Drama Teacher for help.
EXT CONSTRUCTION ZONE - DAY
The bulldozers are quiet. Jack Sr. crawls along the ground
in full camouflage gear, including face paint. Aaron crawls
behind.
AARON
I think they're all at lunch.
JACK SR.
Be on the look out for snipers.
Aaron takes another look. Nobody.
AARON
Can I ask you something?
JACK SR.
Permission granted private Malloy.
AARON
Should you always do what your
parents tell you to?
JACK SR.
They usually know what's best.
AARON
Oh. Dad doesn't want me to hang
out with you anymore.
JACK SR.
He doesn't, does he?
AARON
Yeah. He says you're sick. Are
you sick?
Jack Sr. stops for a moment.
JACK SR.
My mind isn't as sharp as it used
to be.
AARON
Oh. He called it Alzheimers...
JACK SR.
Doesn't matter what they say.
AARON
I looked it up. It said you won't
get any better.
JACK SR.
On second thought sometimes parents
are wrong.
AARON
What do I do then?
JACK SR.
A good soldier always finds the
right way to win.
AARON
What are we doing?
JACK SR.
Reconnaissance. At the same time
every day, the enemy leave their
posts for an hour. It's my time to
get intel on enemy positions.
With the Binoculars, Aaron sees the Workers eating lunch far
in the distance.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
I learned about recon from the
Japanese when I was fighting over
in Iwa Jima. They were pretty darn
good at building underground
bunkers.
AARON
I thought you fought under Gen
Patton?
JACK SR.
Of course I did. Don't you listen
to my stories?
AARON
But, Patton didn't fight in Iwa
Jima. He was in Germany.
JACK SR.
Did I say Iwa Jima. I meant the
Vietcong in North Africa.
Aaron is perplexed.
AARON
So all we're doing is intel?
JACK SR.
You have something else in mind
private?
Aaron thinks.
JACK SR.'S HOUSE - LATER
Aaron and Jack Sr. stand on the roof and look through
binoculars at a bulldozer. The American Flag waives behind.
The bulldozer scoops a pile of dirt. As it pulls up, the
scooper disconnects from the rest of the bulldozer and
crashes to the ground.
JACK SR.
Excellent work private. Sabotage
is an excellent idea. I feel a
promotion maybe in order.
A CONSTRUCTION WORKER stands at the bulldozer and scratches
his head.
EXT MALLOY HOUSE - DAY
Heather stands at the car. Aaron walks up the driveway.
HEATHER
There you are. C'mon we're going
to be late for the science fair.
AARON
I didn't make anything.
HEATHER
Of course we did. I know you're
busy, so I helped a bit.
Jack pulls up in his car and gets out.
JACK
You ready Aaron?
HEATHER
I'm taking him to the science fair
Jack.
JACK
What are you talking about? He has
little league practice.
HEATHER
Oh no. He has to be at the science
fair.
AARON
Mom, dad, I really...
JACK
He can't miss practice. He needs
it.
Tiffany walks out of the house and heads toward Aaron.
HEATHER
The arbitrator said he has to go to
the science fair.
JACK
He also said he has to play little
league.
HEATHER
Well too bad. Right now you don't
have custody. I do.
Jack and Heather continue to argue as Tiffany reaches Aaron.
AARON
Hi.
TIFFANY
You ready to go?
AARON
Yeah, I guess.
Aaron turns to his parents. He stops himself as they
continue to argue.
TIFFANY
You want to tell your parents?
AARON
They're too busy fighting about who
owns me.
Aaron and Tiffany head to her car.
JACK
Aaron!
Jack and Heather stare at Aaron who stops.
HEATHER
Time for the science fair.
JACK
You really want to go to little
league practice right? Baseball,
baseball.
HEATHER
He is not playing baseball.
Jack and Heather start up again.
Tiffany and Aaron get in the car and take off. Jack and
Heather don't notice as they continue their argument.
INT SCHOOL PARKING LOT - DAY
Jenny heads to her car, arm still in a sling. As she walks
by, Alex is behind a car waiting.
ALEX
Hey.
Jenny turns. She sees Alex then starts to run.
ALEX (CONT'D)
You run, I catch up.
Jenny stops.
JENNY
What do you want now?
Alex approaches.
ALEX
How's the arm?
JENNY
Fine. Please, I dropped out, leave
me alone. You got what you wanted.
ALEX
Just checking to make sure you
don't change your mind.
Alex smiles and walks away.
INT SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - DAY
Aaron and Tiffany run lines. Aaron stares at Tiffany with
affection.
TIFFANY
O Swear not by the moon inconstant
moon, that changes in her circled
orb. Lest that thy love prove
likewise variable.
(pause)
Aaron, your line.
AARON
Huh, oh yeah.
He looks at his book.
AARON (CONT'D)
What shall I swear by?
TIFFANY
Do not swear at all.
Aaron is still staring.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
You okay?
AARON
Sure, fine.
TIFFANY
I wish Alex would get here soon.
You two need the practice.
AARON
I don't see how she could ever be
Juliet. I wish someone else would
be Juliet.
TIFFANY
Let's work with what we have. I'm
sure things will work out fine. Oh
yeah, I have a favor to ask.
AARON
Sure.
TIFFANY
I'm visiting a college in New York
next week. Can you feed my cat
while I'm gone?
AARON
Yeah.
TIFFANY
I can't believe I'll be in college
next year. Finally, on my own.
AARON
Yeah, I think I'm ready to be on my
own too. Maybe I should go to
college too.
TIFFANY
Yeah, we could take the same
classes, live in the same dorm.
Where were we?
Consults her book.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
Oh yeah, the good part. And I
leave thee with a kiss.
Aaron puckers up.
TIFFANY (CONT'D)
You're so cute Aaron.
ALEX
What's this?
Alex stands. Aaron is still puckered up.
TIFFANY
There you are. We were just
practicing till you got here. Shall
we get started?
ALEX
Whatever.
Tiffany gets off the stage and leaves Alex and Aaron alone.
ALEX (CONT'D)
What?
AARON
Nothing.
Alex gives a stare.
INT LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Aaron enters. He looks around, no one. He tiptoes.
INT FAMILY ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Aaron looks in. No one. He walks toward the stairs before
Heather appears.
HEATHER
Hi honey.
AARON
Oh, hi mom. Sorry I didn't go to
the science fair.
HEATHER
I'm sorry Aaron. I know what the
deal is here.
AARON
You do?
HEATHER
You are in a tough spot, trying to
decide between your parents. Don't
worry though honey. I'm filing
papers to get full custody of you,
so you don't have to act like you
want to play any of those barbaric
sports.
AARON
Oh.
HEATHER
It will all be over soon honey.
She hugs Aaron.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
I know just what you need.
AARON
What?
HEATHER
Your favorite show.
Heather turns on the TV.
TV
It's time for everyone's show.
That's My Dicky.
HEATHER
You want something to...
She turns. Aaron is gone.
HEATHER (CONT'D)
Honey?
INT SCHOOL REGISTRATION OFFICE - DAY
Aaron approaches a counter he can barely see over. A
RECEPTIONIST greets him.
RECEPTIONIST
What can I do for you young man?
AARON
I understand someone can sign up
for the GED here?
RECEPTIONIST
That is true. However the person
has to do it themselves. Who are
you checking for?
AARON
Actually, I plan on taking the
test. When is your next date?
RECEPTIONIST
You?
AARON
I'm going to college next year in
New York.
Aaron smiles.
EXT JACK SR.'S GARAGE - DAY
Jack Sr. puts on war paint as Aaron watches.
JACK SR.
Private, there are many aspects to
a battle.
EXT LITTLE LEAGUE FIELD - DAY
JACK SR. (V.O.)
First you must have the look.
Black paint under the eyes of an intense LITTLE LEAGUER
resembles war paint.
JACK SR. (V.O.) (CONT'D)
The right look shows the enemy you
mean business. You must also have
a battle cry. A battle cry so
intimidating, it puts fear in them.
IN THE STANDS
PARENTS yell at the top of their lungs in support of their
team and in opposition of the other team.
ON THE FIELD
The DODGERS are in the field. Batting is the GIANTS. RUNNERS
are on first and second base.
JACK SR. (V.O.)
I don't need to tell you that every
battle is a fight. A fight to the
death.
MANAGER
C'mon now. Don't let them get back
into the game.
The Pitcher on the mound eyes the Giant Runners. He winds
and delivers a pitch.
JACK SR. (V.O.)
And I don't need to tell you that
with those kind of stakes, the
fight is intense.
The BATTER swings and hits a groundball to shortstop.
CHANDLER (12) boots the ball and it kicks into the outfield.
The GIANT RUNNER at second races home.
The DODGER THIRDBASEMAN and LEFTFIELDER race toward the ball.
The Thirdbaseman grabs it and fires home.
A collision at the plate. The UMPIRE.
UMPIRE
You're out!
Half the crowd cheers, the other half complain with the call.
The Dodger's come to the dugout. The Manager grabs Chandler.
MANAGER
What was that Chandler? You could
have cost us big time. You're
supposed to be our captain. Start
acting like it.
He lets go and Chandler goes to the bench and puts his head
down.
The team takes their seats on the bench. At the end sits
Aaron.
MANAGER (CONT'D)
Malloy!
Aaron looks up.
MANAGER (CONT'D)
You're up. Just like practice,
Malloy. See the ball hit the ball.
AARON
Okay coach.
Aaron grabs a HELMET and clumsily puts it on. He also grabs
a BAT and heads for the plate.
MANAGER
I hate these stupid little league
rules. Everyone has to play. My
ass.
Aaron nervously heads for the batters box. Voices in Aaron's
head.
TIFFANY (V.O.)
I love athletic muscular guys. They
drive me crazy.
Aaron stands on HOME PLATE.
TIFFANY (V.O.) (CONT'D)
You're so hot in that little
uniform. Get a hit for me.
UMPIRE
Son you need to stay in the batters
box.
AARON
Huh?
The GIANTS PITCHER winds up and hurls a pitch, hitting Aaron
in the helmet.
MANAGER
Way to take one for the team
Malloy.
The Umpire motions for Aaron to take his base.
INT RICKY'S ROOM - DAY
Aaron enters. Ricky opens a box of firecrackers.
RICKY
Hey cuz. You sleep with Tiffany
yet?
AARON
No.
RICKY
You wuss. I knew you'd never make
a move.
AARON
I want to. I'm just never alone
with her. The only time I see her
is during play practice.
RICKY
You have to find a way to make a
move man.
AARON
There is this dance coming up.
RICKY
That's perfect. You always have
sex after a dance.
AARON
Really?
RICKY
Yeah, it's the rules.
AARON
Cool.
RICKY
But you still haven't had sex yet.
You can't let her think you've
never done it before.
AARON
Oh. What do I do?
Ricky goes to his closet.
RICKY
Tell you what I'm going to do.
He pulls out a deflated doll.
RICKY (CONT'D)
This is something to practice on.
Just blow it up.
AARON
This.
Ricky demonstrates.
RICKY
Kiss her here. Put your dick here,
and girls really like it up the
ass, so practice that too.
AARON
They do?
RICKY
Dude, it's like in every porn
movie. They love the ass.
AARON
You're so cool Ricky.
RICKY
I know.
Ricky smiles
RICKY (CONT'D)
Just practice lots before the
dance.
Aaron checks out the doll.
INT OFFICE HALLWAY - DAY
Pamela moves a mile a minute. Jack tries to keep up, while
carrying a box of files.
PAMELA
So there's no way you can get
around this.
JACK
My dad owns the place. I can't do
a thing until he dies.
INT PAMELA'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS
The two enter. Pamela closes the door.
PAMELA
You could always knock him off.
Pamela smiles. Jack has a small smile.
PAMELA (CONT'D)
I mean he has a disease right?
JACK
I've tried getting him into a
retirement home, but he refuses.
PAMELA
Who gets the house after he dies?
JACK
Since this whole thing came up, he
changed the will. It goes to my
son Aaron.
PAMELA
But, he's 12. It reverts to you
until he's 18.
JACK
Actually it stipulates that the
property is not to be touched until
Aaron turns 18.
Pamela approaches him.
PAMELA
I'm sure you can find a way to
convince him to sell.
JACK
I don't know.
Pamela sits on his lap.
PAMELA
You can always find a way. And if
you need any motivation, I could
definitely help you out.
She gives him a seductive look.
A SERIES OF SHOTS:
EXT LITTLE LEAGUE FIELD - DAY
Aaron is at bat. He swings and misses.
EXT JACK SR.'S HOUSE - DAY
Aaron and Jack Sr. look out to the construction zone with
their binoculars. Both are in military uniform.
INT HALLWAY - DAY
Heather looks at a bulletin board full of flyers. Some read
"Divorce Help group", "Newly Single", and "Girls without
Guys."
Heather picks one flyer reading "Take control of your Life."
LITTLE LEAGUE FIELD
Aaron swings and misses again.
INT LIBRARY - DAY
Aaron reads from several books about War, including a
biography of General Patton.
EXT CONSTRUCTION ZONE - DAY
Jack looks on as the building is progressing. He looks out
and shakes his head at Jack Sr.'s house.
INT AARON'S BEDROOM - DAY
Aaron stares through his telescope at Tiffany wearing a
bathing suit, reading a book in the backyard.
LITTLE LEAGUE FIELD
Aaron swings and misses again.
UMPIRE
You're out.
Aaron stares out at Alex, who is the pitcher. She smiles
back.
INT TIFFANY'S HOUSE - DAY
Aaron sits on the couch and talks intently.
AARON
I won't treat you like every other
boy. You'll be treated like the
princess you are.
Aaron is talking to a PHOTO of Tiffany attached to the blown
up love doll.
AARON (CONT'D)
(imitating Tiffany)
Oh Aaron I know you will.
I've never felt this way about a
guy before. Your brain just turns
me on.
Back to himself
AARON (CONT'D)
Oh Tiffany
Back to Tiffany
AARON (CONT'D)
Oh Aaron.
Aaron kisses the Tiffany doll. A CAT meows and rubs against
Aaron's leg.
AARON (CONT'D)
Hi there, kitty.
Aaron begins dancing around the room with his Tiffany doll.
AARON (CONT'D)
(imitating Tiffany)
You are such a good dancer Aaron.
Himself
AARON (CONT'D)
Why thank you. You aren't so bad
yourself.
INT TIFFANY'S KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
Aaron dances into the kitchen and toward the cupboard. He
takes out a box of cat food.
AARON
How do you like my dancing?
The Cat meows and puts its paw up in the air, pointing at the
box of food.
AARON
Right.
Aaron dances over to the Cat's bowl and fills it with food.
The Cat digs in.
AARON
You think I have a chance with
Tiffany?
The Cat is too busy eating.
AARON (CONT'D)
Shall we go upstairs my love?
As Tiffany.
AARON (CONT'D)
I thought you'd never ask.
He heads upstairs with the doll.
INT CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
A CRYING WOMAN tells her story to a GROUP of women, including
Heather.
CRYING WOMAN
I had gained a few pounds after
Brian was born. My husband was
just uninterested in sex. Then
I...I...
She starts balling. A GROUP LEADER consoles her.
GROUP LEADER
You are very brave for sharing your
story. All of you. That is the
first step. Next, we must get
those feelings of betrayal out. I
want you to pair up and share your
story with your partner.
The group stands and pairs up. Heather and the Crying Woman
meet up.
CRYING WOMAN
Tell me your story.
They hug.
INT TIFFANY'S ROOM - DAY
Aaron has the doll dressed up in a hot red dress.
AARON
(as Tiffany)
Do you like?
Himself
AARON (CONT'D)
I really like.
Aaron kisses the doll and throws the doll on the bed.
As Tiffany.
AARON (CONT'D)
Take me.
Aaron unzips his pants and jumps on, making out with the
doll. He pulls thong underwear from under the dress and
tosses them. He pulls up the dress and tries to unhook the
bra.
As he tries to do so he punctures the doll and it begins to
deflate.
EXT JACK SR.'S HOUSE - EVENING
Jack Sr. is ready for war. Aaron comes out of the house
dressed like Jack Sr.
JACK SR.
Recon is over. They have taken
aggressive positions against us
soldier. It's time we strike back.
AARON
What if we don't win?
JACK SR.
You can't think that way. First
rule of a soldier, Never give up.
You know I'm not going to be here
forever. I might need you to carry
on this fight for me.
AARON
But what can I do?
JACK SR.
Fight to the death.
AARON
I'm only one person.
JACK SR.
I have faith in you soldier. If,
however, a time comes where the
outcome is inevitable, I'm going to
tell you what to do. One time we
were nearly surrounded by the
enemy. They cut off our supply
line. Things looked bleak.
Aaron listen intently.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
Sometimes winning a war means
losing a battle. We had a weapons
cache with us and the decision was
made to retreat. We couldn't let
the enemy get that weapons cache
and we couldn't take it with us. So
you know what we did? We blew it
up.
AARON
You did?
JACK SR.
The enemy couldn't get a hold of
those weapons. Soldier, never let
this land fall to the enemy. And
if you have to retreat, never let
them get our supplies.
Aaron leans in.
JACK SR. (CONT'D)
Sometimes winning a war means
losing a battle. We had a weapons
cache with us and the decision was
made to retreat. We couldn't let
the enemy get that weapons cache
and we couldn't take it with us.
So you know what we did? We blew
it up.
AARON
You did?
JACK SR.
The enemy couldn't get a hold of
those weapons. Soldier, never let
this land fall to the enemy. And
if you have to retreat never let
them get our supplies.
AARON
Yes Sir.
They salute.
JACK SR.
Now, I think it's time to mount a
counter offense.
Jack Sr. has a bottle of household cleaner. Aaron looks at a
warning label. It says flamma